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I Have Standards, They're Expensive Shorts

$35.08

Color: Creme

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A glamorous vintage-inspired cat with expensive taste, dressed in golden luxury and serving pure confidence. Made for anyone whose standards aren't just high — they're expensive. 👑✨

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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